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Why did Newton commit Suicide

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I read this joke in a hindi newspaper here is the english version of the same

Once Newton came to India and watched few Tamil movies that had his head

He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge
pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.

In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he
went paranoid.

Here are a few scenes:

[1] Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't
be cured and his death is imminent.
In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head.
To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the
tumor along with it and he is cured!

Long Live Rajanikanth!

[2] In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.
Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife.
Guess, what he does?
He throws the knife at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards the
The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on
each side of the middle gangster & the knife
kills the middle one.

Long Live Rajanikanth!

[4] Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster.
Rajanikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it.
Guess what he does.
Not even in your remotest imaginations.
He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots,
Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his
revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and
fires his gun.
Bang...the gangster dies...

Long Live Rajanikanth!

[4] This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken
and decided to go back.
But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at
least one movie would follow his theory of physics.
The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't
Oops, not so fast!
The 'climax' finally arrives.
Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very
high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even
if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally
Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax.

( Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)

Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in
the air and when the gun has reached
above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the
trigger of the first gun in air.
The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

Newton Commits Suicide !!!!!!!!!



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